SCP-R002

Item #: SCP-R002

Object Class: Euclid

 Description 

SCP-R002-1 is a table created by [REDACTED] around 1992. SCP-R002-1 resembles that of the Ikea table LACK in the black-brown colour, the exact messurements being 55cm long, 55cm wide and 45cm tall. In the event that someone would say "I really feel like a choc-chip cookie that is has extra choc-chips" from anywhere in the world SCP-R002-2 will appear on the table out of thin air. SCP-R002-2 resembles a choc-chip cookie, when cut open it has a lot a chocolate inside.

SCP-R002-2 has yet to be eaten and is under strict orders to not be eaten.

 Special Containment Procedures 

The only way known to contain SCP-R002-2 is to keep possession of the table. The table is kept in a 3mx3m room being directly in the center of it. The table has a glass dome place on top for in the event of SCP-R002-2 appearing.

 Addendums 

Addendum-A

"To all staff: SCP-R002-2 is not to be eaten by any Class D personnel. Current on-going tests on SCP-R002 are to cease immediately until further notice. Anyone caught will be reprimanded." - O5-X

Addendum-B: A series of messages between the O5-Council

O5-4: We found a cookie SCP?

O5-2: Of course you would be excited.

O5-X: O5-4 you can't eat them.

O5-4: And you expect what you say to stop me? Who are you going to make stop me?

O5-X: The SD.

O5-5: Exactly, I'll make sure the SD keep you away.

O5-4: It's sweet that you think they will stop me from getting my cookies.

O5-X: I'm going to make sure nobody will let you touch the cookies.

O5-4: You'll see, just you wait.

Addendum-C

"To all staff: Make sure O5-4 is kept away from SCP-R002 at all costs. He has an irresistible urge to eat any cookie he sees. I ask that no matter your clearance or department you try your best to stop him." - O5-X